Goat Duty
You’ve inherited the herd.
They’ve been expecting you.
They’re plotting.
And honestly… you’re already outnumbered.
The goats know three things:
They can smell fear.
They will eat your shoelaces.
You are now their emotional support human, whether you like it or not.
Whispers spread across the paddock:
“Who sent this maggot?”
“Does he even know how to wield a broom?”
“Bet he folds under pressure.”
Your choices are limited:
Bribe them with snacks (rookie move).
Assert dominance (good luck).
Or accept your fate as the newest intern in the Goat Mafia™.
