💀 Welcome to the Bad Decisions Club Demo Zone 💀

Congratulations, Jarryd. You’ve just unlocked your very own personalised chaos buffet.
This is a 3-step survival test designed to separate the legends from the maggots.

⚠️ Rules of Engagement:

• Answer loudly (wrong is often funnier than right).

• Laugh at your own downfall (Stuart would).

• Remember: the only way to win… is to enjoy the wrong turn.

Now buckle up. Your training starts with a choice.

This isn’t Netflix, Jarryd. There’s no skip intro button — you’re in it now.