The Records Room

You shouldn’t be here. But since you are…

Welcome to the Records Room — the part of the Club most people never find, and frankly, shouldn’t be messing with.

This is where the unfinished, unpolished, and entirely unnecessary chaos lives.
Old case files, secret projects, emotional breakdowns disguised as travel forms — it’s all here.

We don’t even know what’s in all these folders. But if you're curious (and we know you are), poke around.

FEATURED FILE: Passport Program

Codename: The Passport Program
Status: In Field Testing
Contents: Reflective travel experiences, emotionally supportive chaos, sticker-based achievements
Clearance Level: Commander Panda

📁 Featured Files: The Club Speaks
Two voices. One club. Choose your guide:

  • [Dead Wrong — Mayra Mains]: chaos, crime, and caffeinated sarcasm.

  • [Baring It All — Dee Ceased]: truth, grief, and glitter-dusted honesty.

Whichever file you open, you’ll find the Club as it really is: part mischief, part meaning, always unapologetically alive.

The Club Tapes

Audio recordings, podcast experiments, and potentially incriminating confessions.

Agent Reports

Real stories from the field. Passport mission debriefs and strange discoveries.

Member Files

Totally-not-creepy dossiers on key members of the Club. Consent pending.