The Records Room
You shouldn’t be here. But since you are…
Welcome to the Records Room — the part of the Club most people never find, and frankly, shouldn’t be messing with.
This is where the unfinished, unpolished, and entirely unnecessary chaos lives.
Old case files, secret projects, emotional breakdowns disguised as travel forms — it’s all here.
We don’t even know what’s in all these folders. But if you're curious (and we know you are), poke around.
FEATURED FILE: Passport Program
Codename: The Passport Program
Status: In Field Testing
Contents: Reflective travel experiences, emotionally supportive chaos, sticker-based achievements
Clearance Level: Commander Panda
The Club Tapes
Audio recordings, podcast experiments, and potentially incriminating confessions.
Agent Reports
Real stories from the field. Passport mission debriefs and strange discoveries.
Member Files
Totally-not-creepy dossiers on key members of the Club. Consent pending.