🤎 Suspect Profiles – Redacted

Records retrieved. Files corrupted. Trust no one.Nicole “Unicorn Mayhem” Burney — Sister of the deceased

  • Nicole “Unicorn Mayhem” Burney — Sister of the deceased

  • Narelle — Stuart’s sister and best friend

  • Uncle Artie — Hates public transport and modern entitlement

  • Grandma Jean — Matriarch with a mint tin and a filthy mouth

  • Robert Burney — The dad who doesn’t talk much, but notices everything

  • Barb Tanner — Nosy, loyal, and a little too observant

  • Kazza McGuire — Next-door neighbour who was eavesdropping

  • Mitzy Malone — The ex who won’t say what went wrong

  • Tommo Thomas — Army mate with more medals than memories

  • Father Mick McCall — The priest you probably shouldn’t confess to

  • Macca McKenzie — Knows all the old stories. Tells them too.

  • Sally-Anne Ferguson — Logistics queen with a grudge

  • Gloria Richards — Dressed to impress. Always.

  • Sheriff Bev Johnson — Law, order, and no time for nonsense

  • Lenny the Barman — Knows what everyone drank and when

  • Tabatha “Tabby” Splice — Photographer who sees everything

  • Sue — Stepmum’s sister with a sharp memory and sharper tongue

  • Daniel — Old schoolmate. Still bitter about that cross-country race.

  • Riley “RJ” Jensen — Podcast sleuth with a theory for everything

  • Rowdy Rosswell — Narelle’s loyal, chaotic shadow

  • Dr Meredith Grayling — Psychologist who may have known too much

🔧 Dead Wrong: Resurrecting the Chaos

A Bad Decisions Club Immersive Mystery Experience
Some stories refuse to stay buried. Some brothers do too.

🎿 Briefing from Mayra Mains

“You didn’t think this was just a party, did you? Oh no, darlings.
This is a crime scene. And you—you’re on the guest list.”

🕵️‍♀️ The opening briefing for this case was delivered live by Mayra Mains at the Bad Decisions Club Soft Launch.

💼 Future podcasts and clues will appear here—when Mayra deems you worthy.

📸 Evidence Locker

What was found. What was missed. What doesn’t belong here.

🧠 POST-EVENT DEBRIEFS, EVIDENCE & CHAOS ARCHIVES

The soft launch of Bad Decisions Club was not a drill — and the photos prove it.
This page now contains:

📸 Official Launch Evidence
From cryptic clues to chaotic candids, explore the photo vault that says, yes, this really happened.

🕵️‍♀️ Debriefs & Redacted Intel
What went right. What went… sideways. Lessons learned. Secrets whispered. And at least one mysterious stain.

🔒 BONUS INTEL (Club Members Only)
Want access to classified content, hidden messages, and behind-the-scenes files?
You’ll need to be inducted. But don’t worry — bad decisions welcome.

This page is confidential.
You saw nothing.
You said nothing.
You suspect everyone.